Things You Only Know If You've Had Sex

Eye Protection

You never know when things will fly (or squirt) into your eye during the nasty.
Eye Protection

Lube Taste

We give you props for trying to be inventive...but yeah girl, lube taste is HORRIBLE!
Lube Taste

Scrambled Eggs

Hey, pretty logical thinkingl...if your 13!
Scrambled Eggs

The Horror!

No man wan'ts to feel like they're Mike Meyers and your their latest victim...not sexy.
The Horror!

The Sweats

As if you have pneumonia, or are going through drug withdraws...gross!
The Sweats

Coach, Im Hurt!

Look, sex is an active sport...it requires training and mental preparation. Now go get em champ!
Coach, Im Hurt!

What Was That?

They just will...so make sure your glade scented candle is lit!
What Was That?