Best Ways To Get Creepy Revenge On An Ex

The Ultimate Golden Shower

Cutting out the middle woman, we like how this blonde thinks.
The Ultimate Golden Shower

Can You Hear Me Now?

This sign is almost as bold as the Verizon guy moving over to do Sprint commercials.
Can You Hear Me Now?

Revenge is Runny and Explosive

Hopefully you were stranded in the middle of the Amazon with only poison ivy around.
Revenge is Runny and Explosive

A Boat is a Man's Best Friend

And potentially his biggest weakness, as far as spurned exes seeking revenge goes.
A Boat is a Man's Best Friend

Did I Do That?

You know the saying: don't stick your jabroni in crazy.
Did I Do That?

Fidelity is Free

And so are all of your belongings, you cheating pig.
Fidelity is Free

Where is the Line?

Please, please, PLEASE let this be the world's biggest jerk boyfriend, How else can you justify this?
Where is the Line?