SHE TEXTED 17 FORMER HOOKUPS FOR A DATE AND YOU HAVE TO SEE THEIR RESPONSES

Victoria Ivana is an American blogger working abroad

She spent the last few summers in Ireland, where she met many men at the local pub scene, and she kept their numbers.
Victoria Ivana is an American blogger working abroad

For Valentine's Day she decided she would hit them up to gauge their responses

Most of these men she hooked up with, going further with some than others. But in all cases, they had not spoken since said hook up.
For Valentine's Day she decided she would hit them up to gauge their responses

Some Guys Clearly Had a Bit Too Many

Victoria is clearly recognizable gauging by most of the texts, but it took this guy a few texts to remember her classic smile.
Some Guys Clearly Had a Bit Too Many

Like we said, Ryan is a bit slow

Even when he THOUGHT he had the right mug in mind, it turns out he didn't.
Like we said, Ryan is a bit slow

But when he did remember her, he wanted to know ONE thing

You voting Trump, brah?
But when he did remember her, he wanted to know ONE thing

Isaac Knows

Isaac does not forget a pretty face when he sees one. But that's not all he did not forget about Victoria.
Isaac Knows

He also recalled that Badonkadonk!

As Soulja Boy would say: "She got a DONK!"
He also recalled that Badonkadonk!